Cruise/Holmes baby revealed
Vanity Fair magazine has issued a 22-page special on the Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes Family Album, proving once and for all that Tom Cruise isn't insane (and that Katie isn't more insane for marrying him), showing the world that he has actually fathered a child.
I'll be the first to admit that I am disappointed. There was nothing I wanted more than for Tom Cruise to create a fake pregnancy, birth and child, but it seems the baby is alive, breathing and very real....
Or is it?
When I was a child, like many other little girls, I had a Porcelain Doll. For all the boys out there a porcelain doll is a life size baby, which has a porcelain face and porcelain hands and feet. The rest of it is made from normal doll material (whatever that may be) and is clothed to make it look like a real baby. From afar it would seem that it was a real baby, but up close you could tell that it wasn't, by the way the body hung.
I'm thinking, that the photos in Vanity Fair are of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and this Porcelain Doll that has been photoshopped really well and the body covered to hide the doll-like characteristics.
Nice try Mr Cruise, but you haven't fooled me!